
That’s right folks. Why not bask in the wonder of the Holy Land in a closer to home and fun atmosphere? Chase Jesus as he makes his way through the crowd of spectators to Golgatha or get a picture with a disciple (I would hope for Peter). Purchase to your heart’s content any style of cross necklace or a star of David maybe? I read the following article from Newsweek entitled, “The Crucifixion and Ice Cream“.
Built in 2001 at a cost of $16 million, the Holy Land Experience recreates the ancient city of Jerusalem to “take you 2,000 years back in time to the world of the Bible” where “it brings to life ancient Israel.” Dominating the theme park is a towering replica of Herod’s Temple, much like Cinderella’s Castle just down Interstate 4. Also on display are recreations of the Qumran caves (site of the Dead Sea Scrolls), the Garden Tomb of Jesus, the Wilderness Tabernacle with an Ark of the Covenant light and sound show and a Byzantine Scriptorium where tourists learn about the history of Bible production. A gift shop sells Star of David necklaces with Christian crosses embedded in them and olive wood from the real Holy Land.
So is this is what it all comes down to? A Christianized Disneyland? As if Universal Studios, Six Flags and Disneyland and World is not enough? What does that say about Christians or even Christianity? Is the Gospel so weak that we need to include side shows and paid actors to act out what Christianity is? In the past many of the passion plays were condemned by the Reformers as un-ordained substitutes for the actual preaching of the Word of God. When is enough enough?
My experience when going to Disneyland has always been too much of a good thing is. . . well, too much. I get tired after a while of wandering around an artificial world. In a biography on Walt Disney, Disney said that one of the objectives to good entertainment was to transport the public into a whole new world. If we think about it, television’s goal is to do just that: create an artificial world. What about this Holy Land Experience, are we really experiencing the Holy Land? Somehow I don’t think there are men reenacting the crucifixion in the city of Jerusalem or centurions patrolling downtown Bethlehem for fun seeking tourists to simply snap the camera with. The crucifixion was not some spectator sport where a crowd would ooh and awe at, but a horrific death that was shunned by even the Jewish historian Josephus. Somethings tells me that the “experience” people are looking for when going to this amusement park (let us call it what it is folks) is more fun than learning. If the head of this whole project is Paul Crouch of TBN then we know the park is not worth it. No, thank you Mr. Crouch I will save my money for a real trip back to Israel.

photos the courtesy of The Holy Land Experience
(I didn’t know that rabbis had headsets back then)
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